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Fear 98 of 101–William Shatner’s Toupee

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I know that it’s one of those things that most people don’t think of. However, there’s something about William Shatner’s toupee that earns it a special place on my countdown of fears…I mean honestly how many of us can say that we are not afraid of this thing. It’s a little unnatural…that’s all I’m saying.


*William Shatner (who owns the thing) seems like he might attack us–Now, I’m not saying that William Shatner isn’t cool because actually I find him to be an interesting personality within the scope of television past, present, and future; yet, he also seems to be one of those people that if you messed with he might attack you. Additionally, I think that if you made fun of him about his hair he would attack you for sure (even though he seems to be okay with it in passing).

*Toupees look like animals–The fact that toupees look like animals has always been something that makes them freaky and a little scary. There’s nothing like looking at someone’s head and wondering if the creature might jump off and eat your face.

*People believe that they look like real hair–Let’s face it…men believing that this thing looks like real hair is one of the scariest ideas out there. It doesn’t look real, so yeah…yeah….

Written by uncannynerdyguy

February 27, 2011 at 1:06 am

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  1. Where is the facebook like link ?


    February 28, 2011 at 5:59 pm

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