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Fear 94 of 101: Stomach Viruses

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Waking up a few mornings ago, I felt a slight twinge in my stomach. On a normal day, this would have caused me no distress; however, after being at my parents’ house, where all my siblings, their children, and my parents had or were getting over a stomach virus, I began to work that it might be something a little more involved than something I had eaten. This is why number 94 of 101 is the dreaded stomach virus.


**Vomiting– I hate doing it…honestly, I don’t know anyone who enjoys being on their knees and heaving into a toilet… Not this fella, let me tell you. I don’t really remember the last time that I vomited, and I don’t really want to remember.

**Coming out both ends– As gross as it sounds and as it is, usually when people have a stomach virus, it goes beyond vomiting… and we’ll leave it at that to avoid being to graphic… However, I’m sure that all of you have been there and know exactly what I am talking about.

**Being out of commission– When you are sick with something like this, generally, you can’t really do anything for a few days. Why? Because you feel like shit and are too tired to work, play, etc. It’s just all around sucky.

So, yeah, here’s to not getting sick.

Written by uncannynerdyguy

May 6, 2011 at 11:00 pm

Posted in life

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