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Fear 93 of 101: Styrofoam

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It might sound like something weird…and quite possibly it might be one of the weirdest fears that I will write about here. Now some may question just what is so scary about…really, it’s not that scary…it’s just a rather annoying synthetic monstrosity…

**The Sound– I’m sure that you all know the sound that it makes when you rub it or when it is removed from the box…the high pitched  “EEEEEE” sound makes my skin crawl…God, it’s just awful.

**The fact that it is not biodegradable– It stays forever since…makes it seem like it might take over the world…yeah…

So, yeah…styrofoam is a crazy thing…I don’t like it one bit…yeah…

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May 26, 2011 at 5:08 pm

Fear 98 of 101–William Shatner’s Toupee

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I know that it’s one of those things that most people don’t think of. However, there’s something about William Shatner’s toupee that earns it a special place on my countdown of fears…I mean honestly how many of us can say that we are not afraid of this thing. It’s a little unnatural…that’s all I’m saying.

 

*William Shatner (who owns the thing) seems like he might attack us–Now, I’m not saying that William Shatner isn’t cool because actually I find him to be an interesting personality within the scope of television past, present, and future; yet, he also seems to be one of those people that if you messed with he might attack you. Additionally, I think that if you made fun of him about his hair he would attack you for sure (even though he seems to be okay with it in passing).

*Toupees look like animals–The fact that toupees look like animals has always been something that makes them freaky and a little scary. There’s nothing like looking at someone’s head and wondering if the creature might jump off and eat your face.

*People believe that they look like real hair–Let’s face it…men believing that this thing looks like real hair is one of the scariest ideas out there. It doesn’t look real, so yeah…yeah….

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February 27, 2011 at 1:06 am

Fear 99 of 101–Sissy Spacek in Carrie

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Fear 99 of  101 is a tribute to a movie. Carrie is one of the most odd and creepy movies that comes from Stephen King. A tale of teenage angst concerning a girl that is made fun of and doesn’t fit in with the other children. And she just happens to have telekinetic powers…so, yeah…

 

*An unstable girl with telekinetic powers–From one of the first scenes where Carrie had her period to the very end, we are shown that she is unstable…that plus the mental powers equals one hell of a time bomb. This is shown by then end of the movie where she kills practically everyone including herself…so, yeah…

*High school students being bitches–While it isn’t something that some people think is scary, yet, sometimes dreams of high school creep into the minds of those who might have experienced ills at the hands of the other people in their high school. ‘Tis the stuff that nightmares are made of.

*Sissy Spacek Naked–Probably the most frightening thing that happened in the movie…watch it, and we’ll leave it at that…You’ll know when you see this part.

So, there you have it.  Another piece of the count down falls into place. Until next time.

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February 24, 2011 at 9:52 pm