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Narcoleptic Beauty

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Beauty waits

Suffering from narcolepsy.

She dreams that a prince will

Come. To take her away from

This eternal night. But alas,

All the princes have already

Shacked up with Snow White and

Have not time for sleeping dames.

Written by uncannynerdyguy

August 25, 2010 at 11:14 am


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Suffers narcolepsy

Perpetually diseased

And waiting for a figure

Clad in shining armor.

Yet, she doesn’t know

He has already run

Away with a glass slippered


Written by uncannynerdyguy

July 15, 2010 at 11:46 pm


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Sleeping Beauty

The respirator clicks constantly

Beating its monotonous melody.

Each raising her chest

And letting it sag again.

She has been napping

For forty seasons.

Yet, her beauty never

Wanes in these 720 minute days.

Her crème skin

Is tinged yellowish brown.

A touch of pink colors her lips.

Hueing a face framed in ebony.

You wait for your prince

Clad all in white

To come rescue you

From your eternal slumber.

Too bad there’s only me.

Wearing blue poly-cotton blend.

My kiss may not wake you.

Oh, well maybe the fairytale will continue.

Written by uncannynerdyguy

January 22, 2010 at 2:06 am

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